May 2013
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Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
May 22nd
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craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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meladoodle: touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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umbridge: [coughs]
mcgonagall: can i get you a cup of water dolores
umbridge: oh no i'm fine thank you
mcgonagall: then how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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17grams: that adrenaline rush u get when u click reblog aw yeah thts the shit 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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xainagal: if someone says they dont want to be touched dont touch them dont fucking touch them actually dont touch them dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
May 22nd
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dylanobylan: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“Kimmy doesn’t give a fuck”
– My mom’s take on Kimmy Gibbler (via sidnugget)
May 22nd
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teenagejewishprostitute: ive seen way too many Tarantino films u do not want 2 fuck w/ me
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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superlouis: wears onion rings as bracelets 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
May 22nd
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“Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum...”
– PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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eisnekcam: ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying I literally cannot stand it
May 21st
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May 21st
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ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
May 21st
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May 21st
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hitterlick: top 3 things about me fuckin raw super chill funky fresh rule breaker
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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xxxrays: i want to drop out of school and see the world and make art and make music i don’t want to be in debt and i don’t want to do something i’m not passionate about and i don’t want to be pressured into deciding what to do with my life right now
May 20th
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May 20th
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honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
May 20th
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methlabrador: whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 
May 20th
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thevirginharry: to write ‘what to heck ????’ on her arms
May 20th
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May 20th
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