May 2013
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Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
meladoodle:
touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
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umbridge: [coughs]
mcgonagall: can i get you a cup of water dolores
umbridge: oh no i'm fine thank you
mcgonagall: then how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up
17grams:
that adrenaline rush u get when u click reblog aw yeah thts the shit
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xainagal:
if someone says they dont want to be touched
dont touch them
dont fucking touch them
actually dont touch them
dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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Kimmy doesn’t give a fuck
– My mom’s take on Kimmy Gibbler (via sidnugget)
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teenagejewishprostitute:
ive seen way too many Tarantino films u do not want 2 fuck w/ me
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superlouis:
wears onion rings as bracelets
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what she says: i'm fine
what she means: the bourgeoisie is just as necessary a precondition for the socialist revolution as is the proletariat itself.
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Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum...
– PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)
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eisnekcam:
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
I literally cannot stand it
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ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
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xxxrays:
i want to drop out of school and see the world and make art and make music
i don’t want to be in debt and i don’t want to do something i’m not passionate about and i don’t want to be pressured into deciding what to do with my life right now
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honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
methlabrador:
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
thevirginharry:
to write ‘what to heck ????’ on her arms
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