December 2011
4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
I think i’ll just stay in my home 14 hours away and watch silently as my family goes insane.
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
Everyone flips their shit over American Horror Story just because of Tate.
“I look at it this way…For centuries now, man has done everything he can to...”
– George Carlin
isn’t it a bit ironic when someone texts you saying ‘drive carefully’ when they know you’re driving on the interstate? none the less after it’s been raining?
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
People are so small minded towards everything.
