styleswhores: narrys-nando-kitty: To the...
do you ever cry because you’re not british
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
sassy-lesbian-vriska: in one layer of hell you have to show your parents everything you’ve ever reblogged
troj4n: you know who’s beautiful? don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.
rue: so is it true
rue: about you and peeta
rue: is it
rue: because omfg I ship you guys so hard omfg
rue: you're my otp
rue: I run a blog about you two
rue: have you kissed
rue: do you have pictures
rue: oh god I can't
kicking this week in the ass
I wish I could print out GIF’s and blow them up to fit my walls..or my ceiling.
Katniss: lets commit suicide with nightlock
Peeta: omg this braid
Peeta: how did you make it neat
Peeta: you're gonna have to teach me how to do one of these
Peeta: its so soft
Peeta: i cant even
I turned back to the traffic, turned to the bay, said, ‘Fuck it, nobody cares,’...– Kevin Hines, who survived his jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Impact with the water shattered his T12 and L1 vertebrae. The shards of his vertebrae entered his organs, but missed his heart. From the documentary, The Bridge. (via 61penn)
SUGARSCAPE GIVES ONE DIRECTION NEW ANSWERS TO THE...
Q 1: How did you guys form?
Louis: It was quite strange actually; we met on a forum for young men with pigeon fetishes. Niall began writing self help songs on his guitar and we’d all Skype each other and sing them. Next thing we knew we were in a band.
Q 2: So you entered X Factor as solo artists?
Liam: X Factor? No, we don’t know where this rumour has come from. There was a talent contest for all the Pigeon Loving is Erotic Boys (PLEBs) and we entered that as a five-piece and came sixth out of eight. We were over the moon.
Q 3: Did you know each other before?
Harry: Yes we used to meet up every Wednesday evening and look at pictures of a pigeon named Kevin.
Q 4: What advice did Simon Cowell give you?
Zayn: He told us to never be ourselves, to hide all aspects of our personalities, be violent and to stop all relations with pigeons. We’re gutted.
Q 5: What are your roles within the band?
Harry: I’m the ugly one.
Niall: I’m the English one.
Zayn: I like to punch things.
Liam: I also like to provoke mindless violence.
Louis: I’m the manly one.
Q 6: What’s it like having all the crowds and screaming girls?
Niall: We get a little arsy about it actually; we find they scare off the pigeons.
Q 7: Do you have Simon Cowell’s phone number?
Louis: Simon doesn’t use phones. He communicates through messages delivered by masked horsemen.
Q 8: Would you date a fan?
Liam: Yes. I’d date all the fans, all together at the same time. I’d video everything I did with them and then post it on the internet straight away. That’s the kinda guy I am.
Q 9: Do you have girlfriends?
Harry: We can’t answer that, last time we did Kevin the Pigeon was put on suicide watch.
Q 10: What makes you so huge?
Niall: I dunno really, (pulls down trousers) is it really that huge?
scissorsafely: i was eating oreos and i was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i’m just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people
person at school: do you have a tumblr?
me: no what even is that
random person you just met: do you have a tumblr?
me: yeah here's my url and my phone number and my address and my social security number, new best friend
so I was just scrolling through a random blog and my mom comes in my room to tell me goodnight and she looks over at the screen and she sees a post that says ‘I like watching myself bleed.’ and she just looks at me odd and leaves …my mom probably thinks i’m suicidal now.
straightmale: gayblackman: you can tell a lot about a person from their url indeed
sherlock-hound: i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
professorcockblock: if you told me i could pay £1000 to shag louis or £800 to punch him i would punch him and then spend the extra £200 on a camera to film him making a public apology for his crimes against my life