I’m going to kill myself– Me whenever I come across a moderate inconvenience (via defeating)
‘I love you’ means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do...– Jonathan Safran Foer (via rezipyrope)
Why does all the good stuff in life cost so much? I didn’t know happiness and love had a price. Calm down Gandhi.
Reblog if boobs.
noelgallaghershighflyingturds: what if in an alternate universe there is a classical composer named kanye east who is known for being humble & creating quality music
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
i am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while i’m sleeping
whatafuckinfamilypicture: I’ve decided that I am going to make a tumblr.
odair: omfg press alt+the reblog button praise god bless jesus hallelu
fangirl life: everyday I'm suffering
I love sitting back and watching as unexpected people succumb to the One Direction feels.
Anonymous asked: your stupid
stylesharrybush: if you don’t know the specific number of chest hairs that louis has, the height of harry’s bush, the exact amount of scales liam’s turtles have, the average measurement in liters that niall farts in a day, and zayn’s monthly weed budget you’re not a true fan
My heart is sobbing right now