4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
oedipus came out of his mom once
he also came in his mom once
This is terrible.
my brother just got home for thanksgiving and im actually glad to see him
how glad, on a scale of one to the folgers commercial?
Americans, don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour on Sunday. And don’t forget to not set your country back 50 years on Tuesday.
the area from the bellybutton to about the top of the knees is hands down the best part of the body i just ahhh and thighs thighs shit fuck damn thighs i’m sobbing thiiiighs and the little pudge on either side of the pelvis just fhgahhhh nghuuughh
Feeling Good first appeared in the 1965 musical The Roar of the Greasepaint, The Smell of the Crowd starring Cy Grant, who sang the original version of the song. The song has since been covered by multiple artists, including Nina Simone, Michael Bublé, and Muse.
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
i hope you have pet insurance because i’m about to destroy that pussy